How many times has this happened to you?
You get up in the morning ready to seize the day…but then the day leaves you discombobulated!
Not any more!
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At your wits' end? The Recombobulator analyzes every crisis you're facing and displays three creative solutions for each! They'll probably be ridiculous, but at least you'll get a good laugh! Laugh not guaranteed.
Whether it’s stress, jet lag, or a meeting that could have been an email…that could have been a web search, The Recombobulator has you covered. Just press the blue button and let it suggest your next three actions!
How does it work? Our patent pending, award-eligible dedicated software analyzes your current state based on similar personal disasters experienced by twenty-five thousand volunteers with nothing better to do than fill out our survey, and gives you advice that's either brilliant or funny…or both!
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The Recombobulator…reboot your day!
*This is not a real product or website…yet.
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